) Does her profile say she’s a lesbian and you’re a straight guy with a weakness for Justin Bieber haircuts?Sorry pal, but she’s not gonna be into you, no matter how hard her floppy hair makes you.Do you live in Tennessee and are up for some long-distance chatting but she’s in New York and wants someone local?Move on to someone who’s interested in people of your gender, location, age, etc.So don’t whine about your lack of a love life, don’t lament the fact that you’re such a nice guy but women are such bitches, and definitely don't threaten to kill yourself because you’re lonely. If you want extra credit (and a better chance at a response) be a little bit witty.Remember that nearly everyone likes someone who takes an interest in them. Stick to these rules, be kinda funny, try not to be a cliché machine (you love to laugh and couldn’t live without your family and friends?! ) and your profile should be at least marginally acceptable (and hopefully won’t end up here for the wrong reasons).We all want to get laid and we all have our sexual proclivities, and if we like something in particular we may mention it on our dating profile.
Yes, we’re all animals here and yes, dating is initially about physical attraction, but there has to be something more to make a relationship (or even a not-totally-painful date) work out.
Sure, it’s a pain to actually read through profiles and send unique messages to each person, but aren’t you here to find a date?
Learn a little something about the person you’re messaging, and reference that in your communiqué.
No one wants to date sad-sack, and no one wants to hear about your terrible past dating life the first time they talk to you.
We’re all internet dating here – it follows that we are all single and perhaps don’t want to be.